Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Captain's Report on Vegas

The Captain was up $350 or so.

The Captain decided to try one big bet before he left, because it is afterall Vegas and he wouldn't be returning for a while.

The Captain was then only up $270.

The Captain is now at the airport.

The Captain is half in the bag.

And thus!!!!

The Captain orders all the junior, deputy economists of the male persuasion to buy their beloveds some flowers.

The Captain orders all junior, deputy economists of the female persuasion to give their men a little loving.

The Captain will now board his flight.

4 comments:

Paul E. Zimmerman said...

What's your game?

Captain Capitalism said...

Roulette.

But I have a "system."

Which of course everybody does, but "mine is different."

I'll let you know when I make millions.

Paul E. Zimmerman said...

You will make millions... publishing your system and raking in all that sucker cash. ;)

Sorry, not much of a gambler, stocks, bonds, and FOREX trades notwithstanding.

Captain Capitalism said...

No, my system was to try to lose my money as slow as possible so I could enjoy Vegas.

I do enjoy gambling, as long as it buys me some time to play some cards. I have no problem losing my money to gambling. Though I did come out ahead on this one.